her vagine was all disorganized.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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