But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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