office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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