he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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