This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
