3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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