we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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