covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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