either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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