have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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