West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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