i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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