i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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