You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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