So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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she pinky promised me she was 18
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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