Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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