this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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