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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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