Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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