he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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