Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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