I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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