So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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