Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Dick very happy bro
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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