god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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