Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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