What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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