Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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