dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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