Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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