good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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