i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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