Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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