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What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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