I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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