Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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