Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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