Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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