Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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