I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
it's like heaven, but drunker
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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