Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
