She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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