You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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