I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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