I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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