bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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