no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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