Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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