i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
whose parrot is this?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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