I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
