Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
