At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
NoShamevember. You game?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
