You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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