come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
