is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
